Sparky was an entertaining adult toy, but his stalking pyromania sent the kids skittering. Sparky was well sprung for his multi-peddled marching orders. Despite an awkward gait, his key twist was an arcing discharge, and flinty afterburn. Sparky was truly amusing to all senses. Sparky is survived by Jitterbug, whose gyromania drives anybody to giggling hysterics.

Sparky, RIP

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